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Photo reblogged from DAME QUINTOBATCH CUMBERWHO
Famous Last Words:
- Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
- I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
- I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
- I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
- Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
- I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
- Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
- Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
- Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
- It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
- LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
- You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
- No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
- I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
- Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
- Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
- Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
- Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
- Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
No, but you forgot the best one
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room
Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.
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Photoset reblogged from DAME QUINTOBATCH CUMBERWHO
What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.
This moment is the pinnacle of British film-making. Nothing we ever do in the future will top it.
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
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Breathing is not actually a requirement for this.
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)
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Teleiophile:
An adolescent or young adult who is sexually attracted only to mature adults.Fictiophilia:
Attraction to fictional characters.Yupp. That pretty much sums it up.
Anglophilia: Unusual admiration or partiality for England, English ways, or things English.
Hiddlestoners and Cumberbitches are all three of these.
(Source: thorinoakenbum)
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- Matt Smith: Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
- Tom Hiddleston: Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
- Daniel Radcliffe: You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
- Darren Criss: Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
- Benedict Cumberbatch: You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.
- Misha Collins: turn left. And by left I mean right.
- Jensen Ackles: god, what am I doing with my life-- I SAID LEFT
- Richard Speight Jr: Hey, you should probably go left, no, RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT THERE'S A CANDY STORE I'm just messin' with you, go left.
- Johnny Depp: ehh-err-- I think we should go left.
- Jared Padalecki: Oh my god, you guys, I have this great story to tell you. Okay, so it started with me carrying all this luggage like -- oh crap, go left. Go back and then take a right so you can take the left that you should've taken.
- Martin Freeman: So, at the next opportunity you're going to take a left. I fucking hate left turns, though, d'y'know what I mean? So actually take a right and just make a few more right turns. Who the fuck invented fucking left turns, anyway? Amanda hates them, too. I'd rather walk, really, you know? Oh, wait, stop here, that looks like a good record store.
- David Tennant: turn left right up here. Wait - I meant right. I am so sorry. I am so, so, so sorry. I am so very sorry.
- It's only missing A. Rickman and his amazing "you missssssed the turn"
